Zombie Attack?? by Deborah Kelly

Three students were asked the question, "What are your chances of surviving a zombie attack?"  David Rotz, an exercise sports science major from Baltimore, MD, responded by saying, "100%... I would kick his ass."  Education major from Washington, D.C., Travis Blair, said "100% because there's no such thing as zombies!"  LaQuasia Burns, who majors in business management and hails from Baltimore, MD, says, "on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most likely to survive, I would say a 4.  I wouldn't even fight back."  I guess we'll never know until those zombies start attacking!