Zombie Apocalypse?

by Linzi Sisler
Engl 336.001

It's a very simple question, but has the potential of getting many different answers. What are your chances of surviving a zombie attack? With all the hype about zombies in the past few years, this reporter decided it would be a good question to ask around about. Heather, who is a business major at Frostburg State, and is originally from Howard County simply replied with "pretty high." Well, this was her response after she laughed and asked if it was a serious question. Jessica, a music and business major at Frostburg State, said "My chances are pretty good. My husband is obsessed with zombies and has a lot of weapons for when the apocalypse happens." Kathi Perkins, administrative assistant at Frostburg State University, said "Pretty good since I don't believe in zombies." Obviously, there are a lot of different views on zombies in the Frostburg community, but most people say their chances of survival are pretty high.