Tuesday, November 1, 2011

So..if Zombies Attacked?

Today we answer the age old question, what would you do if zombies suddenly attacked? Would you laugh in their faces, run away, or have the perfect plan? Three Frostburg students have their own personal accounts of what they would do if flesh eating monsters took over the world tomorrow.

Matt Geiger, a Computer Science major from Towson, thinks he would be perfectly fine if zombies attacked. He is an efficient hiker and is convinced he would be able to disappear into the mountains before the monsters found him. Kendra Clark, a Math major from Hagerstown, thinks that she would be the first to die. She is not exactly confident in her ability to fight away zombies. Vicky Will, a Math major from Oakland, is definitely the most prepared of anyone to fight a zombie. Her and her husband collect zombie movies, books, and memorabilia. She describes how her husband is a firefighter and has a secret place for them to go if an attack ever happens.

Zombies are no joke and must be taken seriously. Frostburg students should be prepared for an invasion at any time. Please take the correct safety measures in dealing with any flesh eating monster.

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