By: Neffe Morris
ENGL 336.002
In an event of a possible zombie apocalypse, individuals at Frostburg State University have confidence that they will not be consumed. Each individual had their own escape plan that they would use if a zombie apocalypse were to happen.
Andrew Gore, a business major at Frostburg from Glenarden, MD believed that he would have a 100% chance of not being consumed by the apocalypse, because he said “I would keep my ass in the dorm.” He would not go outdoors in an event of a zombie apocalypse because he would not want to be killed.
“There are no zombies,” said Dr. Robert Forsythe of Frostburg, MD. Forsythe is a math professor here at Frostburg and believed he would not be harmed in a potential zombie apocalypse. In Forsythe’s opinion, zombies do not exist, so he would not have anything to worry about.
An in-depth geographical approach to explaining what they would do in a zombie apocalypse was given by Frostburg student Gavin Pereira, geography major from Wheaton, MD. Pereira said he would have a 90% chance of surviving. “I know every geographic mountain feature that has a volcano, and if I were to stay there, I would have a revolving bridge to drop them in,” said Pereira. Pereira’s response appeared to be something that was previously given a lot of thought and planning.
So, when that moment comes and zombies of all sorts are reported all around the world, Andrew Gore, Dr. Robert Forsythe, and Gavin Pereira believe that they will survive and not be swallowed up by these roaming zombies. Well, we will just have to wait and see if their predictions are accurate!
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