Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Surprise Attack (Random Question Assignment)

by Caitlyn McGregor 336:001

The journalism class was instructed to find people around campus and ask them questions determined by the class. These were the responses found:

When asked "What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?", Shelley Drees, the Administrative Assistant of the History department, scoffed and responded with "Zero." Kathleen Elder, Associate Professor of Mathematics, was a bit more optimistic: "Slim to none...or 100% because there won't be such a thing." However, the most confident was a student named Sam Myers from Clear Spring, MD, with a major in Mechanical Engineering: "It's hard to tell...I would say good."

The next question, "What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?", was recieved with confusion due to its seriousness compared to the previous question. Shelley responded "I'm not familiar with it", while Same responded with "What is that?" The remaining interviewee, Professor Elder, had only this to say: "I support it."

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